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Urth Mewzik Vol 1​.​waymoreawesomethanthefirstone​.​0

by Sausage Fingers

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Look to the stars, Look to the skies Somethings crashing down. Run for your lives! Out of the wreckage, foreign shape and size. Creatures we don't know, WE HAVE ARRIVED! From another dimension, thru outer space To spread the meat of our masters over your race. Run if you want, there's no safe place from Tsar-Djent Peckerhead and Dahk-Tore Smoldyface! To spread a message of peace and love. Or maybe splice your genes and bathe in your blood. To save you from self-inflicted extinction. Or maybe use you for genetic experimentation. Lay waste to the bigots and liars and all the religious fanatics starting the fires. We'll bring you mental evolution, ascend higher and take you beyond your gods and empires. A new day has arrived, a new state of mind. A wholly unified age of mankind Just follow the teaching of the Divine and you will evolve beyond space and time Look to the future, forget about your past The old hooman ways were never meant to last. Primitive and brutish were your old ways. But now a new path thru space calls your name. Somethings crashing down. Run for your lives! Out of the wreckage, foreign shape and size. Creatures we don't know, WE HAVE ARRIVED! From another dimension, thru outer space To spread the meat of our masters over your race. Run if you want, there's no safe place from Tsar-Djent Peckerhead and Dahk-Tore Smoldyface! Now look to the skies! Sausage Fingers! Now we have arrived! Sausage Fingers! Now its time to DIE! Sausage Fingers!
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I am from a proud race Power in my blood and bones MY lineage has fought in every war my universe has ever known. I was a soldier, a HERO! just like my dad and his old man til the Great Berr-Eetoh War, left me bloodied and broken in the sand. Then they brought him to the Dahk-Tooooooooore! I'll Fix you up so you're not falling apart. Replace your dying organs with bionic parts. Fix the joints in your legs, new feathers on your face. And enhanced robotic hands so you can slap that bass! REBORN! A feathery cyborg Preach the Divine word I've had my fill of war. I read from ancient tomes and scripts written by the wisest creatures to exist. We know how to, spread peace thruout the land. And we'll tell you in a language you won't understand.
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Watch out Here It Comes A rock hard shaft with swollen nuts it's fat and hairy and smelly and thick I'm gonna punch you in the face with my dick round-house with my cock from the right side my balls land on your nose nice surprise get a whiff boy smell that smell the scent of sweaty testicular hell i havent shaved in a year or two so you could eat a mouthful of my pubes cuz youre a bigger dick than mine through and through a tea bag at the end a personal fuck you your lifes a joke and im here to make you suffer through it youre a narcissitic worthless motherfucking piece of shit im here to exact upon you evil genital punishment im gonna punch you in the face with my dick I hate you youre a piece of shit, gonna punch you in the face with my dick
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As I sit in my room at night I only wish to pain a portrait so vibrant But my most precious hue is missing I don't know where the hell it went. The night that teal went missing I couldn't draw a sky worth shit. I don't know where the fuck that crayon is I hope the dog didn't eat it Why is this torment placed upon me? How truly deserving am I? All I ever wanted to do was color just a little outside of the lines. Ninety-six shades were given unto me And my favorite one is missing I don't think I'll find it there But I'm gonna go check the kitchen The night that teal went missing I couldn't draw a sky worth shit. I dunno where the fuck that crayon is. I hope the dog didn't eat it. I don't know what to do, my favorite shade of blue, is gone from this world. How am I supposed to color in a sky with cerulean and purple?
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released October 1, 2014

Special Thanks to Nik Kefalas for helping with the drums

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Isn't traveling thru dimensions fun? Ha multiverse travel. It's a hoot. Infinite Universes. Infinite REalities. Infinite Possibilities. Hello Urth.

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