Urth Mewzik Vol 1​.​waymoreawesomethanthefirstone​.​0

by Sausage Fingers

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released October 1, 2014

Special Thanks to Nik Kefalas for helping with the drums

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Sausage Fingers Austin, Texas

Isn't traveling thru dimensions fun? Ha multiverse travel. IT's a hoot. Infinite Universes. Infinite REalities. Infinite POssibilities. Hello Urth.

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Track Name: We Have Arrived!
Look to the stars, Look to the skies
Somethings crashing down. Run for your lives!
Out of the wreckage, foreign shape and size.
Creatures we don't know, WE HAVE ARRIVED!
From another dimension, thru outer space
To spread the meat of our masters over your race.
Run if you want, there's no safe place
from Tsar-Djent Peckerhead and Dahk-Tore Smoldyface!
To spread a message of peace and love.
Or maybe splice your genes and bathe in your blood.
To save you from self-inflicted extinction.
Or maybe use you for genetic experimentation.
Lay waste to the bigots and liars
and all the religious fanatics starting the fires.
We'll bring you mental evolution, ascend higher
and take you beyond your gods and empires.

A new day has arrived, a new state of mind.
A wholly unified age of mankind
Just follow the teaching of the Divine
and you will evolve beyond space and time
Look to the future, forget about your past
The old hooman ways were never meant to last.
Primitive and brutish were your old ways.
But now a new path thru space calls your name.


Somethings crashing down. Run for your lives!
Out of the wreckage, foreign shape and size.
Creatures we don't know, WE HAVE ARRIVED!
From another dimension, thru outer space
To spread the meat of our masters over your race.
Run if you want, there's no safe place
from Tsar-Djent Peckerhead and Dahk-Tore Smoldyface!

Now look to the skies!
Sausage Fingers!
Now we have arrived!
Sausage Fingers!
Now its time to DIE!
Sausage Fingers!
Track Name: Tsar-Djent Peckerhead
I am from a proud race
Power in my blood and bones
MY lineage has fought in every war
my universe has ever known.
I was a soldier, a HERO! just like my dad and his old man
til the Great Berr-Eetoh War, left me bloodied and broken in the sand.

Then they brought him to the Dahk-Tooooooooore!

I'll Fix you up so you're not falling apart.
Replace your dying organs with bionic parts.
Fix the joints in your legs, new feathers on your face.
And enhanced robotic hands so you can slap that bass!

REBORN!
A feathery cyborg
Preach the Divine word
I've had my fill of war.
I read from ancient tomes and scripts
written by the wisest creatures to exist.
We know how to, spread peace thruout the land.
And we'll tell you in a language you won't understand.
Track Name: Punched In The Face With A Dick
Watch out Here It Comes
A rock hard shaft with swollen nuts
it's fat and hairy and smelly and thick
I'm gonna punch you in the face with my dick

round-house with my cock from the right side
my balls land on your nose nice surprise
get a whiff boy smell that smell
the scent of sweaty testicular hell

i havent shaved in a year or two
so you could eat a mouthful of my pubes
cuz youre a bigger dick than mine through and through
a tea bag at the end
a personal fuck you

your lifes a joke and im here to make you suffer through it
youre a narcissitic worthless motherfucking piece of shit
im here to exact upon you evil genital punishment
im gonna punch you in the face with my dick

I hate you youre a piece of shit,
gonna punch you in the face with my dick
Track Name: The Night Teal Went Missing
As I sit in my room at night
I only wish to pain a portrait so vibrant
But my most precious hue is missing
I don't know where the hell it went.

The night that teal went missing
I couldn't draw a sky worth shit.
I don't know where the fuck that crayon is
I hope the dog didn't eat it

Why is this torment placed upon me?
How truly deserving am I?
All I ever wanted to do was color just a little outside of the lines.
Ninety-six shades were given unto me
And my favorite one is missing
I don't think I'll find it there
But I'm gonna go check the kitchen

The night that teal went missing
I couldn't draw a sky worth shit.
I dunno where the fuck that crayon is.
I hope the dog didn't eat it.
I don't know what to do, my favorite shade of blue, is gone from this world.
How am I supposed to color in a sky with cerulean and purple?